The 7 Days of Spring Break
[To be sung/wept softly to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas]
On the first day of Spring Break, this teacher-mom did find: One sick and puking kid
On the second day of Spring Break, this teacher-mom did find: two stacks of papers to grade and one sick and puking kid
On the third day of Spring Break, this teacher-mom did find: three poodle turds, two stacks of papers, and one sick and puking kid
On the fourth day of Spring Break, this teacher-mom did find: four straight hours of Power Rangers, three poodle turds, two stacks of papers, and one sick and puking kid
On the fifth day of Spring Break, this teacher-mom did find: five pulled muscles, four hours of Power Rangers, three poodle turds, two stacks of papers, and one sick and puking kid
On the sixth day of Spring Break, this teacher-mom did find: six facebook friend posting from the beach, five pulled muscles, four hours of Power Rangers, three poodle turds, two stacks of papers, and one sick and puking kid.
On the seventh day of Spring Break, this teacher-mom did find: seven dumb doctor appointments, six facebook friends on the beach, five pulled muscles, four hours of Power Rangers, three poodle turds, two stacks of papers, and one sick and puking kid.
Fin